Monday, August 04, 2008

Want to Make an Anger-Inducing Tid-Bit Tolerable?

Just convo it out with Nicole:

10:00 AM me: God please let the world come to an end before the live action Bebop comes out and ruins my life.
Nicole: omg there's a live action bebop?!!?
who's in it?
me: I'll give you 3 guesses
They've cast Spike, 8 months ago
10:01 AM Nicole: foxcock?
he would be an awesome spike.
10:02 AM LOL
me: HA I wish.
He'd be perfect
10:03 AM Nicole: lol not keanu reeves! he's too OLD
me: Yes
fucking Keanu Reeves
Nicole: he's too old
me: That's exactly what I said
Nicole: and not...well. he's not flexible enough
lol
me: he's too fucking old
10:04 AM LMFAO
He's too retarded
What's he now? 44?
yes he's 44
Nicole: LOL too retarded
10:05 AM me: UGH
And he's not hot enough
seriously
Nicole: hahahahahahahahaha
you're right
who will they get to play jet?
and faye?
me: he just doesn't have the screen appeal that he had 10 years ago
Nicole: ain't nobody with faye's measurements.
me: LMFAONicole: LOL i bet they get angelina jolie
or that retard from the underworld movies.
10:06 AM me: Here's the newsreel: After story that Fox is adapting Cowboy Bebop into a live action movie, with Erwin Stoff attached as producer, First Showing reports:
a good friend inside the industry who is a very reliable source wrote in to tell me that the film is being fast tracked inside the studio and will most likely be out by 2010. He also revealed that Keanu Reeves has been attached as the lead character Spike for over eight months now and is still set for the role. Unfortunately there isn't a writer or director attached yet, but with some new forward momentum coming from last week's announcement, I don't think it will take too long.
i got it from there
10:07 AM me: yeah they've been screwing with this about as long as they've been with Watchmen
so maybe Keanu will find something else to do
Nicole: LOL
me: that's how he got out of Speed Racer, thank Christ
10:08 AM Nicole: haha oh man he's WAY too old for that
speed racer was just an example of such wonderfully perfect casting - it only happens like once every 10,000 movies
it's like an eclipse, or hailey's comet. shit don't happen every day.
10:09 AM they also talked about johnny depp for speed racer. johnny depp. could you see him fag stepping into the mach 5? walk the plank, bitch.
10:11 AM me: "fag stepping"
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Nicole: LOL choking on tea
me: oOooo
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DYING
OMG
10:12 AM I CANNOT BREATHE
10:14 AM Nicole: LOL that was awesome
me: in PAIN
Nicole: i'm so glad my boss just left because i think i peed a little
lol
10:15 AM me: still DIAF
10:16 AM Nicole: LOL i love you

2 comments:

Katie J said...

Hee hee. That was fun. Thanks for sharing.

the nicole kline experience said...

he's busy fag-stepping into the powerful MACH 5!